(I forgot to mention that I prefer Golden Retrievers. Border Collies are slightly smarter than Border Collies, but I don’t like Nian Nian.)
I am fortunate to live with a roommate who has a Golden Retriever and a Border Collie, and we have been together for more than half a year. Last November, my dog dad had something to do at home and he went back for half a month. Do you know how I spent that half a month? (I was going crazy.)
The first person to be praised is Doudou (hereinafter referred to as Doudou). The unique likability, gentleness, obedience, cleverness, enthusiasm, self-confidence and fearlessness of golden retrievers are fully demonstrated in Doudou. He is unanimously regarded as a warm-hearted man in the dog walking group in the community (because my dad went home, I also successfully broke into the dog friends group, manual lewd smile) It must be said that with a dog around, the chances of chatting with others are greatly increased. After all, most of the dog owners are young. Young people (this community is close to several schools, so there are still many students, don’t be too envious)
have gone astray, let’s go back and continue, Doudou has been well trained since he was a child, and since I met him, he has never used the toilet in the house, usually once at noon and once at night, and occasionally at night, even in this case, he never goes to the toilet in the house, I can’t stand it, maybe because his body structure is different from others, the only thing is that Doudou loses a lot of hair in winter and now, which is good, he has successfully upgraded from a lazy man to an excellent male nanny.
Next is Bian Mu, (hereinafter referred to as Nian Nian) Nian Nian, this bastard, is so naughty that it’s hard to say, he is the kind of person who should not be beaten, he is very smart, but he is more clever than really smart, he never rummages through the trash can when he is at home, as long as he comes back from work, he always makes garbage all over the floor, and he looks pitiful when he is beaten, he has been beaten more than once or twice by me, but he just doesn’t learn his lesson.
Attached is a beautiful photo of him being tied up in Japanese style after biting my shoelaces (dog lovers please don’t criticize me).
Seeing his expression of despair makes me feel so happy. Hahahaha.
He deserves praise for going to the toilet. At least Nian Nian doesn’t poop everywhere. He takes care of his own affairs in the bathroom.
Nian Nian goes crazy as soon as he goes out. One thing I don’t understand is that he always likes to smell girls’ butts. Another thing is that Nian Nian has a special liking for Teddy. When he sees Teddy downstairs, he bites it (not the kind of real bite, but he presses it to the ground and bites it until it screams. It doesn’t hurt the skin. As long as Teddy lies on the ground peacefully, it’s fine). Nian Nian likes to be jealous. He can’t beat Doudou, and he doesn’t dare to snatch things. But there is another Teddy at home (hereinafter referred to as Xiaoxiao). Xiaoxiao has been bullied a lot in this family. Once Xiaoxiao is fed with food, and no one is watching them after a while, Nian Nian starts to take Xiaoxiao out. This dog thing bullies the weak and fears the strong.
It’s all tears if I talk too much. My home is a pet park with three dogs and two cats. Two of the cats are in estrus, which keeps me awake every night. I sleep later than others and wake up earlier than the chickens.
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