Tear down the house! It’s not a Husky patent!

Tear down the house! It’s not a Husky patent!

Tear down the house! It’s not a Husky patent!

Tear down the house! It’s not a Husky patent!

Important things must be said three times!

Jin Mao, is that a good impression?

Labrador, is that a good impression?

Demu, good impression, right?

Bianmu, is that a good impression?

The person in charge told you! None of these guys are good!

No dog, no house! ! ! !

No dog, no house! ! ! !

No dog, no house! ! ! !

My ex-girlfriend and I discussed raising a dog, and after we decided,

Our boss “lucy” officially took my last name.

Two and a half months ago, cute enough to explode! I even thought that my future children might not be as cute as it!

Until it finished the last shot of vaccine, my nightmare came.

First of all, in the fifth month, I began to dig the wall until the cement was exposed. I was short of trace elements, so I bought medicines to make up for this and that.

After the wall was cured, I began to plane the skirting line, biting down one section at a time, and my heart was dripping with blood. It was all the landlord’s.

Ninth month!

Chew on the data cable and buy one a week when you are good. When it’s in a bad mood, it’s three to five a week. OK, I can still afford ten or twenty data cables. Bite it.

This is his quirk, and we will regularly make sheep’s hoof, ox leg bone and pig bone as snacks to grind his teeth. )

Until one day, when I woke up and picked up my mobile phone, I pressed the key phone for countless times and there was no response. Then I took a closer look.

Alas, this is not right. The charger only has the head for charging the mobile phone on the mobile phone. Why the fuck is it broken below?

My eldest daughter’s saliva was shining on the breakpoint, so I grabbed my slippers and gave them twice according to their size.

I sent it to a mobile phone shop, and the motherboard burned. Ha ha ha ha ha, I fucking change my mobile phone!

In its eleventh month, one day when I was sleeping, I saw it hovering near my PS4, because under the air conditioner, I thought it just wanted to find a cool place to sleep. When I got home from work the next day and got ready to play my new game, I found that I couldn’t start the machine.

This time, it gave me face. I just bit off the power cord, so I can match it again. If I bit the machine, I might really eat dog meat.

Then the next one to suffer was my notebook, which accurately dripped two mouthfuls of saliva on the power button of the notebook.

Wow, transformer short circuit+keyboard smoke, and my notebook is scrapped!

When Lucy was about one year old, we added a new member to our family. Husky “Ha Mei”.

The little girl has always been quite satisfactory, knowing that she will pee on the toilet prepared for her, and she will not scream. Only when she is hungry, she will ask someone to feed her. Very cute, cuter than the boss! Oh, my god! How can there be such a lovely creature!

Similarly, the blood awakening is after the vaccine is over, and the young man left an indelible mark and a lump of Emmmm on the bed.

Of course, my little girl is very smart and never picks expensive things, that is, planing mattresses, peeing and gnawing at the bedside. Expensive is not expensive, and it is very troublesome to clean up! Palm mattress!

If I hit it, it will hold a grudge and choose the right time to get back at me. For example, when it pees in bed, it will always be on the side where I sleep, and her side will always be clean.

(master kong miaofu European cake tastes like chocolate, but it doesn’t contain chocolate. After Ha Mei ate it, he just pulled two green Baba. When I got home, it had been eaten for a long time, and I was still wondering if it would die. )

Husky, as the dog with the highest IQ among pet dogs, all its behaviors are controlled by its own subjective consciousness. Husky is not stupid, but this son of a bitch is too obedient, commonly known as the right idea!

I think the fundamental cure for subduing huskies is to fight a duel with them. If you bite him twice, he will lose his skin.

It’s bullshit,

If there is already a hairy child in the family, then the role of the first hairy child is very important. If the boss dismantles it, the second child will be dismantled together, no matter what dog it is.

If Husky is your first hairy child, prepare more grinding sticks, more toys and more training for him.

Demolition of the home is the basic blood of all dog breeds.