I’ve always been wondering whether Dragon Li cats can understand human nature.
It just seems that they disdain to follow human commands and only do what they want.
Master Li has a fit and muscular body, with a perfect posture.
Master Li can switch freely between being cute and looking domineering.
Before: What’s wrong? I’m just checking if you’re sleeping well. After: Stupid human, take off my collar quickly!
Master Li is in excellent health. Once, he had soft stools, sneezed, and vomited three times a day, yet he acted as if nothing had happened (and the hospital examination confirmed that there was nothing wrong).
Whenever Master Li knocks something over, he first looks back at people. When he sees someone coming, he runs away immediately. The most absurd thing is that if you don’t catch up with him, he’ll even stop and take a look at you.
Master Li is very good at imitating. Yuyu is obviously a male cat, but for some reason, he always makes the mating postures of a female cat.
After a long time, Master Li has learned it too.
Male cats shouldn’t do this, at least not like this.
Master Li is also an expert at feigning pitifulness. When he wants food, he instantly turns into a cute and obedient kitten in human arms.
Master Li loves working out. After being here for two months, he has already learned to open sliding doors and fiddle with doorknobs. He must do 50 pull-ups every day.
P.S. It was Master Li who taught us how to use the cat tree after three or four times.
When Master Li realizes that he can’t escape human confinement, he’ll choose to stop struggling.
Yuyu, on the other hand, will use all his strength to try to escape.
Master Li knows that when humans are sleeping, they hate his purring sound the most.
So he neither paws at humans nor meows loudly to wake them up. Instead, he just presses his belly against human faces.
Master Li loves teasing Yuyu. When it comes to teasing cats, he’s even more skillful than humans.
Master Li’s casual teasing can often arouse Yuyu’s strongest competitive spirit!
Raising a Master Li allows you to experience what it’s like to raise mice, rabbits, dinosaurs, and snakes.
Master Li is constantly observing humans and trying hard to think about the grand plan for cats to conquer the Earth.
Master Li will also warn humans not to try to anger him.
Of course, if human food is delicious enough,
Master Li doesn’t mind… Slurp…
Let me think about it… Slurp… I’ll conquer the Earth a little later… Burp
After eating, he’ll stretch himself.
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