My Shiba Inu BUFF actually bit me (2)
As Buff grew up, he learned to laugh, to be awesome (see his gold chain)…
and also learned… a new skill of farting when scolded and pooping when spanked! When he was well behaved, Buff was as gentle as an angel (I mean when his aunt and I were well behaved), but as long as he was not happy, he would immediately show us his true colors!
Until he was one year old, Buff had a problem, which was that you must never touch him after 9 o’clock in the evening, otherwise he would bite you hard!
Of course, life was very peaceful when we didn’t interfere with each other. However, one day his aunt was in a good mood and rewarded him with a snack, and then she went to bed. This guy was chewing on it beside his aunt’s bed, and his aunt was sleeping so soundly that she didn’t notice that the snack had just happened to be… He licked near her slippers, and just when the old lady was about to put on her shoes, he took another bite, which directly tore through her cotton socks and went deep into her feet… I could feel her pain when the old lady told me with tears in her eyes! So the old lady went to the hospital for another injection…
As the days passed, we found that Buff could not gain weight no matter how much he ate, and he had completely lost the cuteness of his youth. We discovered that Buff was indeed a famous Japanese dog whose appearance was not pure enough but whose temper was super authentic!
When we walked on the street, people would say: Oh, your dog is so thin! Did you not feed him enough? But it didn’t matter. According to Buff’s exercise needs, he would consume as much as he ate. Every time he took the dog for a walk and ran wildly, no one in the audience could outrun him. The small Teddy Corgi was no problem, and the large Alaskan Samoyed’s endurance was not as good as his. In short… run! Buff!
Whenever he came home covered in mud, he would start to wash himself carefully, and the next day I would be a clean dog again!
He washed himself clean, right?
Another time, he took off his collar nimbly on the busy street when I wasn’t paying attention, and ran freely! Before I could react, I heard a scream and the sound of sudden brakes! I thought he was going to be crushed to death! Just as I rushed to the scene of the incident with a very complicated mood, I saw Buff limping towards me with a wronged and cowardly look on his face, which made me so angry. On the way to take him home, girls kept coming over and saying: He is so pitiful, hug him! It was embarrassing enough to chase dogs on the street, and now his 100% acting skill of pretending to be pitiful made a thousand grass mud horses run in my heart, which made me feel He got up and ran home. I was worried about Buff’s injury, but he healed perfectly the next day. How did I know? Because as long as there was food, he could run normally. As long as we called him over, he would lift his injured hand from yesterday. Oh no, his injured hoof was limping and pretending to be pitiful. He is such a great actor!
Look how proud I am! Thank you for giving me the title of “The Proud Dog Emperor”!
Buff is now one and a half years old. He has gotten rid of the bad habit of biting people, but he is getting more and more proficient in farting and throwing shit when scolded. He is going further and further on the road to becoming a superb mean dog!
If you want a dog that loves cleanliness, freedom, and independence, Shiba Inu is a good choice.
If you want a dog with a pet personality, who is gentle and clingy, please consider Shiba Inu carefully.
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