Husky Samoyed Alaska is called “three silly sledges”, and its IQ is equal. Taking a larger Alaska as an example, shouldn’t it be too much?
I shared an Alaskan with my friends, and this period was the worst day in my life.
The dog’s name is joker, and he has a bad stomach. Changing the brand of dog food will cause diarrhea, but nothing can stop him from dying.
Once when I came home, I pushed the door and found rice all over the floor. I turned to check the kitchen and found that a bag of five catties of rice had been eaten up. I was angry and shouted: joker! ! !
If I could go back in time, I would give myself three mouths.
Dogs have a bad stomach and diarrhea when they eat something wrong.
Dog just finished eating five Jin of rice.
The dog is lying on the balcony
I’m in the kitchen
Twelve-meter distance
I called its name.
Then I saw a big dog, running at me with diarrhea ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. ! !
Balcony ! Living room! ! Porch! ! Kitchen! !
I fucking heard the dog fart and shift gears while refueling the door! !
V8 power! ! Rectal engine! Straight spray in the anus! ! Sphincter throttle! Wuchang rice label gasoline! !
Pull while running! !
Ya rushed up to me, licked me, diarrhea, conveniently threw me a pool of 20cm wide polygonal excrement, and then put a fart …
I froze for five seconds and took a breath.
The smell of dog, shit and ya’s fart made me alert and almost died on the spot. Fortunately, I am a higher mammal who can walk upright, or I will kneel down to ya.
I walked out of the house, lit a cigarette and calmed down.
After all, it’s not every day that a dog with a tail of 40-50 kg is stable and runaway, farting and speeding up, and rushing towards you at 70 yards per hour.
Throw away the cigarette butts, I pushed the door and went home, looking down at the shit.
Look at that shit. It’s thin and black.
Look at that rice, it’s white and plentiful.
I made up curry rice in an instant.
On second thought, I decided to smoke a second cigarette.
Throw away cigarette butts, I pushed the door and went home, looking at pools of shit of different sizes, some on the floor, some on the furniture, and some on the sofa. I was thinking, should I wear a mask first, or should I buy a parsley first?
The end result is that I bought a mask, washed the floor for two hours, threw away all the sofa covers, trash cans, mops and brooms, and organized a group to beat dogs, which was really tiring.
PS: I’ve eaten socks, and some people look at them even more.
9.16 in the morning
Wrote a random article and it was 400 praises in one night?
Will I become online celebrity?
Is there a media interview?
Typhoon Mangosteen in Shenzhen on September 16th.
The waves urged me to take a walk in the typhoon, almost braving the wind and waves into the high seas, and then wrote
How much can everyone eat when they overeat? 323 agrees with 46 comments and answers.
The second more:
The Lord said, I share a room with my friend, a boy and a cute girl, and a couple. I won’t tell you. When I see a girl, I think this friend, Cute, is settled.
Anyway, after the rice incident, we had a headache about the incident of dog food+stealing food. After all, dogs have no shortcomings except that they are silly and cute, stealing diarrhea, biting people and protecting food, barking disobediently, walking dogs and dragging their owners to fly on the ground, and putting more chopped green onion and parsley. If you must look for advantages, it probably looks very fat …
So, the little cute changed the dog food, and the effect was obvious. There was no diarrhea anymore, and the effect was more obvious. Ya didn’t shit!
At that time, we didn’t find anything unusual when we were young, but we thought that the new dog food was really good, which was better than stopping diarrhea. However, the atmosphere at home began to become abnormal.
Because, I lost my socks, yes, ethnic flower socks.
There are only three people in the family. I, he and she, is it … I live with a pervert? ! How exciting!
I squinted at them and paid close attention to their every move, which shocked me! ! That’s how they look at me! ! !
Did they also lose their underwear?
I can’t steal a cute one, can I? ! !
Cotton socks can’t impress me. Only black stockings can conquer the bank and conquer me more. The problem is that girls don’t wear them!
That … that’s only one answer …
She lost her underwear. …
The problem is that I’m not a underwear mask, and I don’t need a fat transformation! What if I want to look at my wardrobe, I don’t find the lost property, and I find the original flavor I have treasured for many years? !
Wait, I don’t have this fucking thing either. I’m afraid of a ball!
At that time, the three of us threw glances at each other.
like this
The atmosphere is getting GAY. ……
I propose that three people walk the dog together.
Silent all the way, the dog just didn’t shit.
We are so young, young & simple!
The atmosphere is GAY again, except that the dog pooped his ass on the balcony.
For shit, different quantifiers are usually used, such as tuo, beach, bubble and heap, but! This time it’s one!
Little cute and I started studying around shit.
I said, “Well, that’s a long one!” He is “yes, twenty centimeters younger”
I “did it?” He “didn’t break it, master!”
I “why is this shit colorful?” He “has a problem with dog food?”
Wait! ! !
My lost socks look like this.
We seem to understand something. ……
Wash that shit clean and find it’s my socks.
The problem is that I lost two socks.
Little cute also lost two socks.
Her girlfriend lost a rag. ……..
FK! ! !
Under the strong onlookers of the three of us, we broke the dog food and pulled out four socks in two days. ……..
The rag was spit out and digested in the stomach for three or four days. After spitting out, the color and taste of the rag, I immediately decided with Cute that we needed to smoke a cigarette to calm down.
I’m using the word mobile phone code, and the smell travels through time and space in an instant, and I tremble at the thought.
However, do you think this is over?
YOUNG! SIMPLE! AND NAIVE!
I have time to write later.
The culprit is ya! ! JOKER! Before death, oh no, frontal photo! !
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