I have a friend who keeps a husky at home. His grandfather is a carpenter with a strange brain. One day, the old man thought that Husky was a sled dog and should pull a sled, so he personally hit a sled. After he finished, he remembered that there was no snow nearby, so he put four wheels on the sled and made a car. So my friend sits in this car every day, holding the dog leash in his hand, others walk the dog, and my friend is walked by the dog. Unable to control the direction, he often plunged into a ditch, or almost ran into someone else’s car, so the old man thought hard and invented the dog cart 2.0.
Have you seen a rickshaw? Yes, that’s the one with the two big bars in front. The old man added one of those things. The dog’s collar was modified so that it could be fixed on the two big bars. The dog rope was not wasted, and a piece of skin was added to transform it into a chew. A dog with a chew-Hull.
You should know that a dog is not a horse, and it doesn’t have the design of running where its head goes. So this dog stuff is useless, and my friend often falls into the ditch. The old man who refused to admit defeat dismantled a baby tricycle and planned to transform the car into a dog-powered car 3.0 with parts.
Dog rickshaw 3.0 is to add a tricycle handle and wheels between two poles. He thinks that dogs will turn because of inertia. But that’s not how inertia works. The power source is in front of the steering device, so it can’t turn at all. So my friend succeeded in falling over, and even the man and the dog fell blind and lay there stunned. I laughed wildly while the old man was busy saving the car.
After the failure of Dog-powered Car 3.0, the three of us went home in a dog-like manner, taking a shower and changing cars. I asked the old man why he installed this turning device.
“Xiaoyu (my classmate’s nickname) said that the dog ran around and often took him to the ditch.” The old man answered.
“Then why not just install a brake?”
The old man was stupefied for two seconds, during which his mouth opened wide enough to fit two eggs. “Why didn’t I think of that! !”
So the final transformation plan is: put the brakes of the tricycle on the wheels, and pinch the brakes if the dog goes astray. The old man also put a tricycle sticker on the car, which became the luxury version of Dog Cart 4.0. From then on, my classmate never fell into the dog again, and the dog was very happy until it was too old to pull the motor car. When I wrote this answer, it was lying at my feet, while my classmate was playing dead.
“Well, that’s lovely!” The old man stuffed a biscuit into my classmate’s mouth and took out another biscuit to greet the dog. “Come, Xiaohua, play dead!”
The dog didn’t respond.
“Are you sure this works?” My classmate got up from the ground and said helplessly.
“Well … maybe it thinks you don’t belong to the same kind.” The old man thought for a moment, then looked at me. “North …”
“Let me refuse!”
Many people in the comment area want to see the dog car, but it’s a pity that the dog car has fallen apart in a certain action, and it seems that I am the culprit that caused it to fall apart. Tell me in the comments section if you want to know the details of this operation, but I don’t think anyone wants to see it …
There are so many people who want to know how the dog car is broken. Well … I’ll write about it.
As mentioned above, one day the dog is old and can no longer pull the motor car. In fact, this is controversial, because when I walk it, I can often be dragged forward for several meters, and my shoes are almost worn to my heels. But as soon as you get on the dog car, you will lie down, let alone pull people, and you will not leave with an empty car.
I’m very surprised. I used to play it happily. Why don’t I play it now? My classmate said that he didn’t want to know, because the old man was addicted to riding a bike recently, and he just took the bike and walked the dog, so the dog car couldn’t be used. I am heartbroken. Have you forgotten the days when you used to ride in a dog car? Don’t you forget the pleasure of trying to whip a dog? My classmate said that you should shut up and don’t disturb me to play in the wilderness.
You’ve been expanding since you bought a Swich.
You don’t care. I care. I tied the dog to the dog cart and found that the distance between the two bars was too short. Now the dog has a wide shoulder, which makes it uncomfortable to run. So I brought a hammer and sickle and prepared to add another upgrade patch to this car. However, I forgot that I can’t be a carpenter.
As it turns out, it is several times more difficult to put the disassembled thing back to its original state than to disassemble it.
After several attempts to fit the mortise and tenon, I gave up thinking and directly brought a pile of nails to nail it back to its original state. At that time, I thought very well. Since the connection can be strong with wooden bolts, why not use iron nails? And the Mohs hardness of iron is 5, and that of wood is 2. Considering the cross-sectional area … s = π r … (a+2ab+b)/2 …
Ah, in short, it should be no problem.
I tied the dog to the dog cart, and sure enough, the dog ran happily. I was sitting on the dog cart, blowing the wind, and suddenly I was so excited about poetry that I decided to write a poem.
Dog cart
Steady in the middle of the car,
I’m so happy to be next to you.
Although I have never returned to my hometown,
Dream back to West Burleigh, click, click, oh, shit.
. . . . .
So, this battle-hardened dog-powered four-wheel drive off-road vehicle was destroyed in my hands.
By the way, I stuck a nail in my ass, damn it. I couldn’t sit for a week.
Not long after I finished writing the poem, it suddenly occurred to me that in general, poems in classical Chinese should be written with a “general idea” to roughly explain what the poem means. In order to show that this poem was carefully written and not written by a blind chicken, I have to add one.
I sat on the dog cart,
Feel the breeze on my face.
The steed dog pulling the cart is cheerful,
It is as happy as a child.
Although, you’ve never been there,
Your snowy hometown.
But I believe that dogs-
When night falls, in that sweet dream,
You’re sure to ride in West Burleigh. Click, click, oh, shit.
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